if you were invisible, would you still be able to see with your eyes closed??
What have you done
Well, but if there’s nothing to stop light from passing through your eyelids, what’s stopping it from passing through the sides/back of your head and hitting your retinas from the other directions?
I love this so much
its just typing. i could do that.
yeah, but you didn’t
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
Or in your tomato soup.
a red panda eating sushi.
This is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet.
Life feels better now
Babies sneezing is the best thing
stop omg how cute he’s like omg
exams and term papers got you stressed out and run down? well just remember, no matter how poorly you do, and no matter how much better everyone else does, no one is getting a job when they graduate
one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
Assorted cheese hell………yes
are we not going to talk about the poem below that